Vari-Time

Finally the weekend. Einstiens theory of time proves true yet again.

A second sitting on a hot gridle - is like a day.
A day with a beautiful girl - is like a second.

Most fun lessons are but fleeting.
Most weeks (paper work) feel like a hot griddle pan.

I'm coming to the conclusion that to balance out the speeding up of time in fun lessons I'm having to do more paper work to fill up the time left over so that a week is still 7 days long.

If Average day teaching
1 mins up & break fast
30 mins drive
6 hours teaching + 1 hour lunch (yeah right)
30 mins drive
30 mins chill TV
30 mins walk dogs
2 hour cook eat dinner
2 hours homework
1 hour freebie
2 hours TV/movie
8 hours sleep
=24 hours

but.....

Good lessons last half as long, and I eat dinner with my wife (beautiful girl 8 hours = 1 second, einstiens theory)

so 6 hours becomes 3 and dinner is 30 mins, so the universe has to generate 3 and half hours of work for me on a good day to stop the week from falling in on itself, nature abhors a vacuum. So there goes my weekend.

:)